by Jim March 10, 2010
- Are you Google analytics qualified? Or do you think the piece of paper is load of crap and can prove you’re better.
- Do you eat custom profiles and advanced segments for breakfast?
- Were you secretly ogling at pivot tables, conversion funnels and exit pages while your colleagues are sharing susan boyle youtube videos
- Does Internet marketing hype piss you off? Yet you stay on all their mailing lists just to keep abreast of all their new techniques and tricks?
- Are you a Google webmaster tools guru? Fondled their API?
- When you need online tools do you tend to invent them?
- Do you consult code.google.com more often than dictionary.com?
- Ever played with the webmaster tools/adwords/analytics API ‘s?
- Do you have google alerts setup for your own name? Your competitors name? Your tier one keywords?
- Do you laugh at jokes like this -“How many SEOs does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just 301 it to a working one”
- Do you enjoy working in teams and to deadlines?
- Does your heart skip a beat when you get a no.1 in Google?
- When you have weird dreams do you wonder who coded that rubbish?
- Do you smile wryly when you meet social media ‘Gurus’?
- Does your resume rank in in Google.com.au pages from Australia for the phrase “Stewartmedia are a bunch of rankers” ?
If you can answer YES to three of the above & are Melbourne based then we need to talk. You could have the chance to work for one of Australia’s most innovative SEO companies. No peak hour heavy traffic and all the free parking you could ever want. You will be working in mainly a LAMP environment on a variety of projects. We are looking for someone who ticks as many of these boxes as possible who also considers themselves a design nerd at heart. You’ve probably had a love affair with a Font before, and design BEAUTIFUL websites and landing pages that show flair and creativity.
We’re an SEO and digital Marketing family based close to the beach up the East link. We drink beer on fridays, BBQ when its hot, have a coffee machine and we’re iMac all round. This really is the best job south of the Yarra, North of the Fankston bypass but east of Eastlink.
If you find videos like this embarrasing DO NOT apply, otherwise email [email protected] with your resume
Jim’s been here for a while, you know who he is.